I Know Someone Who Can

I know someone who can throw a chip in the air and rebound it off his head into his big fat mouth

I know someone who can
kick a ball and curve it into the goal.
I know someone who can
jump off a building into a pool.
I know someone who can
balance a book on his head and can do his 12 times tables.
I know someone who can
jump from one car to another.
I know someone who can
type amazingly fast.
I know someone who can
run around my house 39 times in under 20 minutes.
I know someone who can
swim really quick.
I know someone who can
eat a whole burger in one huge bite.
I know someone who can put 9 spoons around his face.
I know someone who can
find anything on the internet.
I know someone who can
draw really cool patterns
and that someone is
Me!

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